mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

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jockstrap

protective underwear for a guy. looks like briefs with no backing. holds up the balls and penis so that there's no discomfort during sports or working out.

i wear a jockstrap when i play basketball
that guy has such a small package i bet he doesn't need a jockstrap.

by dave August 5, 2003

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jockstrap masochism

What sporting men often willingly endure to protect their highly treasured junk.

That particular cup caused me the most distress although my jockstrap masochism is something I’ve always worn like a man.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

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The either open or closet homosexual who by choice collects the smelly athletic equipment from fellow male student athletes, calling himself a "trainer" or "equipment manager" as an feeble attempted coverup of his true intentions. The ultimate goal of the Jockstrap cowboy, also known as The "Jock Wrangler" and The "Sweaty Swiper" is to inhale the steamy grundle musk of his classmate's taint, bass, gouch, grundle, netheregions, basshole, and testes all at once.

Little Huey was chomping at the bit to be the new Jockstrap Cowboy for his High Schools Badminton team, despite his disappointment upon learning the true definition of a shuttlecock.

by ChiliConCarne May 27, 2010

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