Joude Hammoud

The most amazing, swag and beautiful person you will ever meet. Will always be in the right and defend those who mean a lot to her. She will use manipulation to get her way no matter what but that’s not a bad thing <3. Also is usually a midget terrorist chipmunk ;)

Joude Hammoud is mine whahahahaha

by Yours truly Connor ;) October 1, 2021

Jobus

Derived from the Greco-Latin word Jobucles (Jo-buh-kleez) meaning "vastly superior sarcasm and wit matched only by his ability to top himself".

In the classical Chinese, it is similar in meaning to the name of the great philosopher Facetious.

WARNING: More than 10 seconds of exposure to one known as Jobus will result in extreme giggliness or frustration - often a combination of both.

Jobus is at it again. (See sentence referencing the use of "Facetious")

Facetious say, "A penny saved is a penny unspent. So hand it over."

by Thugster C October 20, 2009

JO Bud

"Jerk Off Buddy", typically among closeted gay men, where by two or more male friends have an arrangement in which they regularly jerk off together.

Alex: Man I really need a friend to jerk off with.

Dave: Bro what you need is a JO Bud.

by JoshuaH96 August 25, 2016

Joudia

The saltiest girl in the planet. And a narcissist. She is very mean. But sometimes rarely nice

Guy: hey joudia let's do rock paper scissors on who should present the topic.

Joudia: sure.

*Guy proceeds to win rock paper scissors*

Joudia: that's like so unfair ✋

by Neymar jr is the best February 27, 2021

Jobungo

A swahili slang word that means being jobless.

Kelvin is a real Jobungo, he just sits there texting bitches that done friend zoned him.

by Fundi Wa Ikus January 1, 2014

joudel

'jou' is from afrikaans origin and it means 'your' . JOUDEL can be defined as your: life , existence , choices, opinion , soul , family . The word your is so versatile and gives position to many important factors of life . Joudel is a beautiful name that stands out as it is unique and sounds gracious .

your (joudel)choices define your life

by jody222 March 28, 2016

Jobodip

A new dip created by college students for those nights you're studying and limited on snacks. Its pronounced like hobo dip. This concoction consists of a tub of sour cream and a packet or two of ramen seasoning in any flavor of your choice. Dip whatever you have in it and voila! Study snacks!

I had been studying for midterms for an hour when I realized I didn't have any snacks, so I whipped up some jobodip!

by Lanaeb233 October 10, 2017