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the obligation of a race to continue that race, or an excuse as to why you got pregnant (only applicable when the person, or persons are of the same race)
dude, the white people in this town are running low, well i guess that give us the racial obligation to knock a girl up
But dad! he knocked me up cause we have a racial obligation to continue our race
But dad! he knocked me up cause we have a racial obligation to continue our race
by wikidgirl420 February 5, 2010
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Get the Jublication mug.1. To feel obliged to low a yat to nosh you off even though shes completely butters, . A girlfriends duty to nosh off her boyfriend on demand.
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Your mum wouldn't of had you without gobligations. Dat dribbling whore got herself preggers, post jizz.
by SEB luke SAM garry December 23, 2007
Get the gobligations mug.V. When a dude relunctantly has intercourse with someone whom he considers to be slightly repulsive, doing so solely out of obligation to his penis. This term is especially important when your bros ask you the age-old question, "Would you hit that?" in reference to a somewhat unattractive chick.
Biscuit Joe: "Hey, man, would you bang Caitlin?"
Grey Jiff: "Uh... I wouldn't enjoy sexing up Caitlin, but I feel like I owe it to my dick to get some action. I might not nail anyone else for a long time. So, yeah, I'd close my eyes, take a deep breath, imagine Jessica Alba, and obligation bang Caitlin's nasty ass.
Grey Jiff: "Uh... I wouldn't enjoy sexing up Caitlin, but I feel like I owe it to my dick to get some action. I might not nail anyone else for a long time. So, yeah, I'd close my eyes, take a deep breath, imagine Jessica Alba, and obligation bang Caitlin's nasty ass.
by John McLove July 19, 2011
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Yes, you know one ... Perhaps you are one? It's that person who's name causes you to roll your eyes and taste the metallic acid of dread in the back of your throat. The Obligationist is the reason that you screen your calls. The Obligationist is the person behind the dreaded holiday dinner that ruins the spirit for the day. The Obligationist is the person who "volunteers" to help you out, just to be "a friend", then reminds you of that favor for the rest of your living days. The Obligationist is the person who is somehow in your life, but you can not figure out what terrible thing you did, in this life or some other, that you should deserve this. The Obligationist is a vile person who feeds on your life energy so it can feel alive.
This is someone who keeps showing up in your life like dog crap on your shoe. This person is a continuous source of frustration and irritation. A gnat circling your head in the night, it's incessant buzzing waking you just before you drop off into peaceful sleep. They are like a rash that will not go away. Obligationism is an art form for the losers of our world ... It is a black art. A dark craft practiced by people without a clear vision of "self".
They will find something that you need, or get involved with someone who you can not avoid. It is as difficult to rid yourself of the Obligationists as it is to rid your body of a wart, or an infestation of lice ... Serious measures must be taken. The question is; Are you willing to do what must be done? The Obligationist will always try to have some sort of hold on you. It is not easy to escape once one has latched on.
Yes, you know one ... Perhaps you are one? It's that person who's name causes you to roll your eyes and taste the metallic acid of dread in the back of your throat. The Obligationist is the reason that you screen your calls. The Obligationist is the person behind the dreaded holiday dinner that ruins the spirit for the day. The Obligationist is the person who "volunteers" to help you out, just to be "a friend", then reminds you of that favor for the rest of your living days. The Obligationist is the person who is somehow in your life, but you can not figure out what terrible thing you did, in this life or some other, that you should deserve this. The Obligationist is a vile person who feeds on your life energy so it can feel alive.
This is someone who keeps showing up in your life like dog crap on your shoe. This person is a continuous source of frustration and irritation. A gnat circling your head in the night, it's incessant buzzing waking you just before you drop off into peaceful sleep. They are like a rash that will not go away. Obligationism is an art form for the losers of our world ... It is a black art. A dark craft practiced by people without a clear vision of "self".
They will find something that you need, or get involved with someone who you can not avoid. It is as difficult to rid yourself of the Obligationists as it is to rid your body of a wart, or an infestation of lice ... Serious measures must be taken. The question is; Are you willing to do what must be done? The Obligationist will always try to have some sort of hold on you. It is not easy to escape once one has latched on.
DAMN!, It's that girl who left her panties at my house last weekend calling again! What an OBLIGATIONIST!
by Vmaximus August 25, 2009
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