Smokin' and Jokin'

US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who are standing around smoking cigarettes and chattering about car chase movies when they should be doing something constructive.

Officer: Where the hell are all of the Soldiers?

NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.

Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?

NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)

NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!

by The Preggerses February 13, 2012

Joakim

1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!

-i think im gonna define a word on urban dictionary.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.

by appear online February 4, 2010

pole-jocking

Adjective. To attain favor from someone by being overly gracious. A typical application would be to achieve favor with a celebrity, usually a music artist, to gain a job or be associated with them. See also Brown Nosin'.

that's a real good way to look at it thugnificent but i aint pole-jocking or anything. Boondocks (2007 season 2. The story of thugnificent)

by Jody Mayfield December 26, 2007

joking around

English meaning of "joking around" (expr.) telling a joke; being humorous and lighthearted.

James and I have been joking around

by DefinitionDemi July 15, 2014

Joakim Brodén

The main singer in the sweedish heavy metal band sabaton. Also he is a complete badass

Have you seen my dad he looks like Joakim Brodén

by Haha funne January 3, 2021

Joalin

If your name is Joalin you are a very unique person to be around, you love to make people laugh and smile! No doubt about it, you're a ray of sunshine!

Fun fact: Your name is most likely a mix name if it's Joalin

Fun fact #2: You pronounce the name, Joe-lin (Silent a' and high o')

"Hey Joalin, how have you been?"

"I think her name is Joalin?"

by Bluelynxplayz June 27, 2021

Joaring

Lying about going to bed; tricking people into thinking you're sleeping.

"dude, have you been joaring it lately?"

by Vossie September 14, 2021