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Jizzum Tree

A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.
Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom.
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....
by NB27 June 17, 2008
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jizzum bomb

a large explosion of jizzum (sperm) usually into the face of a female
collin let out a huge jizzum bomb onto caitlins face after she had sexual intercourse with him
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Jizz Up

To wait a couple days, the average usually being four, where you do not masturbate to increase the amount of semen inside your sac. This increases sensativity the next time you jack off and will ejaculate more semen, thus making it much more worth it and pleasurable.
Yo man when i jizz up for a whole week i explode in the shower!
by 2004yankeeschoke April 8, 2010
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jizzum

Thick white fluid containing sperms that is ejaculated by the male genitalias. Used as noun or verb.
n. - My jizz smells like fish.

v. - I'm about to jizz after looking at free porn!
by Tiffany November 2, 2002
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Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.
Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted
by Vanilla.skys@hotmail.com October 16, 2008
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jizzum cloth

some sort of material based item used to wipe ejaculatory fluid on to when finished masturbating and/or having sex but withdrew before ejaculating inside the other person
a towel, tissue paper, duvet etc could be described as a jizzum cloth jizzum can be just shortened to jizz
by duncan ainsworth December 16, 2008
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Jizzular

When something is so amazing and or sexy that it gives you the sensation of getting banged
"holy shit these nachos are so fucking good" moaned bob
"ino man these are jizzular" said tim
by FaggyG June 10, 2010
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