jizz 

1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian

Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."

jizz by OtterSex April 15, 2010

jizz 

well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.

"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."

jizz by ur mom 39 June 5, 2009

Jizz 

The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!"

Ron: Woa!! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed!

John: I don't care.

Jizz by firstratecoup October 3, 2008

jizz 

The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.

Person 1: "Why's he so happy?"
Person 2: "Jizz."

jizz by segment b January 20, 2011

jizz 

What you did in your pants.

I jizzed in my pants.

jizz by Loudly August 24, 2009

Jizz 

Sperm yep u read right its another word for sperm

U got jizz all over my face are man

Jizz by Hello my man June 16, 2018

jizz 

Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective

First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky

can be used in place of orgasmic, for example..

girl, you look jizz..

these waffles are jizz

jizz by Matt Legit M9 July 23, 2009