Jenking

A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.

This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there

The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.

by Pseudonym#2 July 13, 2010

jenking

v. Act of becoming the center of all that is awsome; excelling is the art of being the dopest shit.

n. Nickname for leader of a group because that person is so fucking rad in every way. A person who is the illest of all.

"Damn homie, she is so jenking right now! SSSNAP!"

GIRL #1: "Oh man, look how hawt that guy is!"
GIRL #2: "He is such the jenking of the posse!"
GIRL #3: "We should totally have a fourgy with him!"

by NickSS October 3, 2005

junking

The art of searching or shopping for bargains, anitques, collectibles, or any concievable kind of dust collector or garbage.

Best places to look are at yard sales, chinese auctions, flea markets, swap meets, thrift shops, stores, or curbside.

They're is out junking again at the local swap meet.

by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011

Jenking Off

What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out

"Dude we're up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. I can't believe how hard I'm Jenking Off right now".

by hedup34 May 1, 2009

Jinping

An over hormonal Asian female with a penis the size of a pee

Lizzy- Derek is such a jinping

Madly- omg I bet jinping does 69

by Crippledredman November 6, 2016

Free jining

The female version of "free ballin'".
Not wearing any underwear.
(under-roos)

"It's sorta fun free jining every now and then."
:)

by Applemartini-purpledinosaur-chocolaterain June 21, 2008

Xin Jinping

A real piece of shi- REDACTED *This message has been removed for violating the Chinese Communist Party’s ideologies and for the defamation of the general secretary.*

Person 1: Yo bro who is Xin Jingping?
Person 2: Oh, Xin Jinping? He’s a real piece of shi-REDACTED

by ObeyMakeWay October 17, 2021