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Janet

A totally amazing woman! Loves hard, plays fair. Enjoys all positive, hates negative. A big romantic and dreamer. Very down to earth with a sensual side. Easily entreated and full of pep. Likes to get things done. Loves children. Sexiest woman on earth...and loves to smile.
Janet, I wish I could be just like you.
by Urban Codebreaker February 4, 2010
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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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jintsy

Similar to chintzy, but can be used in a greater variety of contexts. Messed up, ugly, strange, broken, crazy, etc.
That website is looking jintsy.
by Urban Dictionarier June 23, 2010
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janetza

One of the best girls you will ever meet in your life. She will be an amazing friend, girlfriend, wife, etc. and will put anyone before herself. Extremely flirty and a great conversationalist. Definitely the life of the party and very dorky in a good way. At first she might come off as quiet, but the minute she opens up you will not regret meeting her. She is not only beautiful on the outside but definitely even more beautiful on the inside. An absolute sweetheart. Janetza always has a smile on her face and lives life to fullest. She is always looking for adventure, irresistible, has bright plans for the future, and absolutely loves to laugh, even at the corniest jokes. She is probably one of the greatest people alive.
Did you see Janetza yesterday? I couldn't keep my eyes off of her
by anon-anonymous June 16, 2014
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JINELL

Jinell is a cute girl if one person gets on her nerve she gonna be mad at everyone. She can be annoying sometimes. She loves chocolate. She love to play. But sometimes she play too much. She can keep a secret very well if you date a jinell than you are lucky to have her.
Jinell is the best date her๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by MYBABYISTHEBEST September 8, 2020
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Janet Jackson

Beautiful women that proved that violence is more accepted than sex in the U.S.A.
Conservatives rather show someone getting killed on tv than someone's anatomy.
by Johnnay February 4, 2004
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Janet

that pineapple is so janet.
by yugioh March 30, 2003
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