jewkes

To ruin something. To screw something up.

"When I got my DUI, I jewkes up my driving record, and my life"

by SuckaMC May 28, 2008

Jewkd

To get Jewkd, similar to Jewd. an anti-semitist word with the same deffinition as "jiped."

That hot foreign checkout girl totally jewkd you on your change.

I thought he was Chuck But he totally jewkd us

by Chuck itt December 26, 2011

Jewkkaki

"Jewkkaki" is a group sex practice wherein a series of Jewish men take turns ejaculating onto someone. There can be strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of "Jewkkaki" seen in such publications will involve a woman sitting, lying down, or kneeling while men approach to masturbate until they ejaculate on her body, primarily on the face. The semen is left on the face as another man repeats the routine.

It is rumored to have been brought down from Mt. Sinai by Moses on the tabs which contained the first ten commandments. All though no historical evidence exists this is widely regarded as the first use of the "Jewkkaki".

"I heard AEpi had a crazy frat party last night. Some of the pledges were gathered up by this one girl and then they proceeded to Jewkkaki on her."

by Jewkakki King February 28, 2009

Jewkakke

When a group of Aryans surround an innocent Jew and call him antisemitic names until he cries.

Shlomo's face was still wet from the Jewkakke, with the antisemitic slurs echoing in his head. Now he would think twice about walking through an Aryan neighborhood.

by cumGun4k July 23, 2016

jewkiss

When A jew makes out with a girl, and in a discreat manner places pennies in her mouth.

Oh Sarah, I'm rich with pennies from Moshe's jewkiss.

by Black Shlong January 11, 2012

Jewka

A hooka that is used by Israelis or Jewish-Americans in Brooklyn, New York. It also refers to the hooka smoking lifestyle of many young Jewish people.

Me and Avi went to the Jewka Bar on Coney Island and played Israeli card games while hairy middle-aged men beat at the table and screamed at each other in Arabic.

by Coffeebreaker May 30, 2011

jewke

|joōk|
noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter concerning members of the people and cultural community whose traditional religion is Judaism and who trace their origins through the ancient Hebrew people of Israel to Abraham, esp. a story with a funny punchline concerning Jews.

She was in a mood to tell jewkes.

by cojewlover June 12, 2011