Jewgon

The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.

I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.

by Joevan December 21, 2010

Jehoot

This can mean whatever you want it to mean, best used in place of normal words.

look both ways before Jehooting; do you jehoot or swallow; I need to take a mean Jehoot; How do you like them Jehootles?

by Larithen March 6, 2012

jewhawh

An old pickup truck, preferably from the early late 80's-90's, driven by a dirty high school senior that wears ragged work boots and stained jeans to school every single day.

Landon: Hey sam, what do you drive to school?"
Sam: Oh, i drive 'round in nat ol' Jewhawh out dere."

by Sam the Jewhawh Driver January 24, 2017

jehovany

Jehovany is a handsome dreamy boy. Sexy from the way he talks & moves to the way his personality is. He's usually a Leo & in love compatibility his queen is a Libra who is a goddess and one of a kind girl.

Damn jehovany eat me🍬

by unknown🌙 October 11, 2017

jewhick

A person with jewish traits but not of jewish faith that lives in a small shithole town in the united states.

You know we are going to have to resume commerce with these jewhick people when this is over!

by Augustmichael February 10, 2018

jewboat

A cool nickname for my buddy boat <3

Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#

by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018

jewcocked

Adj

When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)

Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.

by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023