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Jessamie

jessamie is a retarded fish which swims in a pool of cum and likes eating mcdonalds and just getting a lemonade
man that jessamie likes lemonade
by lolghomie January 6, 2012
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east jessamine middle school

East Jessamine Middle School was founded by nazis. its in hell but hell is shaped like a kentucky hole thing in that place thats like under canadad.It is run by drill sargent bill who is evil & fingers children named freddy. he picks it. he blows it.DSB (drill sargent bill) sucks (it) & after a hard days work of blowing/fingering children he goes 2 ur house & does ur mom. and then your sister. & sometimes the family pet. but if your lucky he just gives you a lolly pop. Strangers have the best candy though, not dsb. it will all be over soon, my pet, cause soon all the children will unite against dsb as like 800 or so kenny mcCormicks and like die and then he wont hav freddys to finger so he can die cause he will no longer hav a purpose in life.
sarah can type in the dark. because she learned it at ejms.
by agent smith July 3, 2004
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Jassamyn

A girl who is pretty but uses it as her advantage. She can be a total slut but the guys must love her. Jassamyns have a big mouth but are also kind hearted at some times. They will try to be like someone higher up then them, but in the end they will just be them no matter what. All in all Jassamyn's are complicated people.
"Damn did you see that slut Jassamyn."
"Yeah, she's actually pretty cool though"
by Randomuser10102 January 18, 2016
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Jessalynn

A beautiful, amazing girl who cares for you with all that she has. She’s perfect in every way and will always be true to you. She may have her secrets but they’re always for good, either to protect you or surprise you. As a girlfriend she will take care of you in ways that make you feel obligated to treat her like your treasure. If you find a Jessalynn, keep her because she’s a once in a lifetime opportunity that will make you happy for years and years to come.
Gage: That girl Jessalynn is my girlfriend.
Isaac: You’re one lucky guy!
by HonestWriter5110 October 22, 2022
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Jessamyn

That person is such a Jessamyn
by Your Ex-Husband March 17, 2025
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West Jessamine High School

The most public private school in the country. The people are there are either poor as shit or the richest in the county. East Jessamine on the other hand is gross, moving on from them tho, West is just a public private school with a bunch of weird ass nerds and rich ass dick heads, no real in between. Also theirs a race war between weird dog furry liberals and cousin fucking conservatives that rev their loud ass trucks at 8am while sitting next to a person with pink hair and a dog collar with a honda civic.
West Jessamine High School is the richest public school in america!
by anonymouswestkid November 27, 2021
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jessaymee

Someone who is beautiful, sweet and caring . She is someone you need in your life . Treat her with the same respect she treats you
Jessaymee has a beautiful soul
by Hpotter23 November 26, 2021
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