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Jerry of the day 

Local ski area term for a "gaper" or "geek" -- one who is pretty clueless about skiing or snowboarding.
There goes "Jerry of the day" sending it .
Jerry of the day by DannyTheC November 6, 2017

National be nice to Jerry and Tyler day 

August 14 is national be nice to jerry and Tyler day this means the you have to say nice thing all day to your local jerry and Tyler
Emily was being to Tyler and Jerry all day because it national be nice to jerry and Tyler day

Dammit Jerry! 

Comes from NBC's Parks and Recreation. This is a term used to express extreme disappointment, annoyance, frustration, disbelief, dismay, dumbfoundedness, or irritation at yet another dumb thing that Pawnee, Indiana Parka and Recreation Department employee Garry "Jerry" Gergich has done.

This term can be used generically to express the above reaction at any stupid thing that anyone does by replacing the person's real name with "Jerry."
TERRENCE: "Ugh. I just dropped my peanut butter and jelly sandwich on your laptop keyboard. Oops."

PHILLIP: "Dammit Jerry! You're such a Jerry!"

TERRENCE: "Who's Jerry?"

PHILLIP: "You are, idiot."
Dammit Jerry! by RicoBHI August 30, 2012

The Detroit Random Jerry

The Detroit Random Jerry is when you take a piece a piece of cheese and shape it as a dick. You then use the cheese dick to shove it up her ass, you then take your dick and proceed to use it shove the cheese dick even higher up her asshole.
I gave your mom The Detroit Random Jerry

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst 

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

Dirty Jerry 

A sex act when you shoot your load in your partner's eye causing them to squint in that eye. It invokes the image of Colonel Klink, a German officer (Jerry) from TV's Hogan's Heroes, who squinted in one eye from wearing a monocle. Also named after it's namesake Jerry A. who had a pre-occupation with Colonel Klink and monocles in general.
He gave that poor girl a Dirty Jerry and now she might never see in that eye again.
Dirty Jerry by Bluesalive March 2, 2017