Jarrod's are known for being a badass, ripped, awesome, sexy, handsome, confident, smart...really smart, fuckable, selfless, cute, funny. charming, motivating, talk to themselves frequently, sing, are friendly, super cool, overwhelmingly hot, fun to be around, determined, and he always seems to be right. Don't forget, they are one of a kind.
Some specialties Jarrod's have include lifting cars, drawings etch-a-sketches, eatings a lot of food, farting a lot after eating beans, owning a variety of dvds, running triatholons, having sex several times in one day, finishing fights with the people's elbow, saving women and children from burning buildings, stopping global warming, watching R Kellys Trapped in the Closet, they keep up with the Kardashians, never get stuck behind trains, are typically ass guys, drive badass cars, like spaghettios, enjoy pogs, yackity yacks, pokemon cards, giga pets, and pop rocks.
Some specialties Jarrod's have include lifting cars, drawings etch-a-sketches, eatings a lot of food, farting a lot after eating beans, owning a variety of dvds, running triatholons, having sex several times in one day, finishing fights with the people's elbow, saving women and children from burning buildings, stopping global warming, watching R Kellys Trapped in the Closet, they keep up with the Kardashians, never get stuck behind trains, are typically ass guys, drive badass cars, like spaghettios, enjoy pogs, yackity yacks, pokemon cards, giga pets, and pop rocks.
"I saw Jarrod eat three foot long Subway sandwiches." - Person 1
"Oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?" -Person 2
"Because he sat them on his dick."
-Person 1
"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod
"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife
WWJD - What would Jarrod do?
"Oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?" -Person 2
"Because he sat them on his dick."
-Person 1
"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod
"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife
WWJD - What would Jarrod do?
by An Incredibly Hot Chick October 13, 2011
Get the Jarrod mug.A fucking crazy guy with a great attitude towards life
he knows how to treat a girl and his dick is hugeeee
he knows how to treat a girl and his dick is hugeeee
Watch out or youll be jarroded
by lsjfbbdfgbkSDNLGFBSDFN October 18, 2008
Get the Jarrod mug.Related Words
Jerrod
• Jerrod Shot
• Jerrod's Law
• Jerrod whiteout
• jerroddragon
• jerrodiah
• Jerroding
• pull a Jerrod
• jarrod
• Jerred
Some of great leadership and strength. One who most seek knowledge and opinion of. One with great charisma and good looks.
Jerred is the best.
by Jdp38105 February 2, 2017
Get the Jerred mug.
An unexpected, surprisingly positive trait or quality, often secret, that is had by someone who is disproportionately negative, average or lackluster.
The term is an omage to the character “Jerry Gergitch” from the mockumentary series Parks and Rec who is mercilessly mocked and disrespected by everyone, but is revealed later on to have an incredibly large penis.
The term is an omage to the character “Jerry Gergitch” from the mockumentary series Parks and Rec who is mercilessly mocked and disrespected by everyone, but is revealed later on to have an incredibly large penis.
Tom has to be the biggest moron I’ve ever met, but his Jerrydick is that he’s an incredible guitar player.
by Mercynary(kik) March 24, 2019
Get the Jerrydick mug.A Jarrod is a sweet , loving, hilarious , and fun person. Jarrods are tall and skinny and usually wear glasses. You can't resist a Jarrod! Jarrods sometimes go by other names like BreadHead and are in clubs like "The Breakfast Club". Jarrods love video games and are really good at them! A Jarrod is an awesome friend , and always has your back during MW2!
by Cristy_Biscuit February 3, 2010
Get the Jarrod mug.by Gillumandblair November 12, 2010
Get the JARROD! mug.