Double Jeopardy

Not dating the same person twice, acknowledging the fact that you broke up for a reason.

"Hey man, I heard Kim wants to get back together with you, you going for it?"

"No way man, double jeopardy rule; the bitch is crazy"

Double Jeopardy by Barbary Lion August 26, 2012

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Double' Jeopardy

Doing actions that you don't allow others to do.

Being ok for you to ignore your spouse but not ok for them to ignore you.
Double' Jeopardy- the allowance of you to do wrong but not others.

Double' Jeopardy by Steven Bunton April 5, 2022

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anti-jeopardy

asking a question in the form of a statement. Often, females excel at this.

"I love this movie" she said, displaying a typical female utilization of anti-jeopardy.

anti-jeopardy by zBrinks February 12, 2012

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The Jeopardy Complex

Definition: Residents which reside in a nursing home live in a false reality where they are a contestant on Jeopardy!. They proceed to ring their call bell all day because they think they know the answer. In fact, they don't need anything at all and deny ever ringing the bell to start with.

CNA: "This is the eighth time Jim rang his bell in an hour and did not need anything."
LPN: " He must have The Jeopardy Complex."
CNA: " Now he's trying to get out of bed, must have won the game."

The Jeopardy Complex by CNA Monster November 11, 2015