Jelton

To gag til the gag reflux makes you sick enough to vomit, spew, barf, etc.

"I jeltoned the entire contents of my McDonalds happy meal to the sidewalk"

by Drays Diva March 9, 2010

Alex jepson

some asian person with a mother named louise, brother is inbred, and african, he rapes mitchell hodgsons arsehole and teabags george tindles face.

alex jepson

by turtle balls June 14, 2013

The Erin Jenson

When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.

Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.

by swarthmoron#420 May 6, 2018

Jeyson

Jeyson is the largest guy you have ever seen. It's physically impossible not to see him. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the alpha and the omega. He's not God, if that's what you're thinking. He's just large. And wide. Large and wide. He is the concept of mass itself. You cannot get his image out of your head. No matter how hard you try. Just accept his almighty size. That's all you can do.

Person 1: *Looks through telescope*
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.

by laffyhaffy August 31, 2019

Jetson

V.

When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.

Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.

My uncle just Jetsoned the 64 pack of cokes last night. I only have 4 cokes now...

by ninelives900 March 3, 2017

Jepson

A person who has experience in the medical field but also is a chef.

That's Jepson, we call him Doctor Chef though!

by MommyMakeOutDay August 27, 2020

Jecson

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will kick butt but will also be there when you need him. He's sassy, moody, and nasty. He also goes by lelisco and is one of the best youtubers ever. If you end up datihg him he will call you a fatty and he will love himself more than he loves you. Don't ever get him mad because you will regret it.

Guy #1: Is that Angel?
Guy #2: No that's Jecson!
Jecson: Who are you calling Angel?
Guy #1: You heard me
Jecson: *punches guy #1 and knocks him out*
Guy #2: OH MY GOD JECSON YOU ARE SUCH A BADDIE!
Jecson: We been knew

by nicki's baby September 10, 2020