Scandinavian Jellyfish

A sex move. It begins with the pair doing it doggy style. The person on the giving end then takes a 5-gallon bucket full of grape jelly and dumps it on the head of the other partner. The giver then promptly zaps their partner with a taser.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Scandinavian Jellyfish and now she's in a coma!

by Cockjockey 942 August 19, 2008

Box jellyfish

The most venomous jellyfish living in the World. Its head is not hazardous but its tentacles can kill a human in 4 minutes when touched.

The box jellyfish is a very dangerous sea creature that lives in Australia.

by Secondary Metabolite May 18, 2022

Desert Jellyfish

The semen left in the shower after ejaculating while deployed to the desert.

I went to take a shower and there was a huge desert jellyfish clinging to the drain.

by What a nice tie July 9, 2010

jellyfish jam

A song so good that jellyfish will party with a yellow square dude FOR 12 HOURS

Person A: 'Man, last night was amazing'
Person B: 'Did they play the Jellyfish Jam?'
Person A: 'Yeah dude'

by IsThisHandleTaken? May 15, 2018

Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"

2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.

3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.

2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!

3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.

by Angry Pirate Andy January 25, 2010

making jellyfish

1. having a meeting with 'madam palm and her five friendly sisters' in the bath
2. A liquid 'wank'
3. drowning the bald mans babies

Excuse me vicar, have i got anything on my face? I was making Jellyfish in the bath this morning.

by churdler April 4, 2003

Jellybish

A jealous bitch

Mack, you are such a jellybish.

by famousrg January 9, 2013