jello

Shorthand for jealous.

You got Super Bowl tickets? I'm so jello.

OR

Oh my god are those Manolos? Jello!

by The Ly March 14, 2007

No jello

Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.

Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives

Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"

Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."

- OR -

Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.

by Dr. Boston April 03, 2010

jello

fat rolls

She needs to put the jello back in the refridgerator!

by BlahBlahBlah May 30, 2004

jello

ass, usually that of a female. Booty.

Mommy, hello. Make it wiggle like Jello.-The Pack

by J-Mice December 09, 2007

jello

Former singer for the Dead Kennedys.

Jello is god

by mister_me January 15, 2004

jello

"The unneccesary bundle of fat attached to ones' body where so he/she is not obese."

Wow Billy's so fat!
No he's not..he's just jello

by jell0monster June 28, 2009

No jello

When you want to say something mean or rude about someone but in a total innocent, serious, honest and wholeheartedly way and that it has nothing to do with jealousy. And you know you're NOT jealous.

I really hate her boobs. They're way too big, really. No jello.

This man has an annoying smile, why do girls for it so much? No jello, dude.

by galbgalb June 07, 2012