Jeffit

The act of doing something regardless of consequences. Born in the world of software code peer reviews, but can be used effectively across all aspects of life

Developer #1: Are you gonna add any unit tests to your code?
Developer #2: Nah man, I'm just gonna Jeffit and hope for the best.

by GrumpyOldProgrammer November 13, 2018

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

jeff in the cat

A better version of F in the chat. That's it.

Can we get a Jeff in the cat for XXXTentacion?

by Gavin B. May 30, 2019

juffins

jizz + muffins = juffins

"Hey Mike-- why do you like juffins so much?"
-"I don't, but Colin does."
"True story, dude."

What the juffins!?

Shut your juffin oven.

JD is gay.

by westonski January 27, 2007

Jeffie

This is truly a inspirational, lovely person to be in contact with. This person be it a girl or guy will have you full of laughter and spirit. This person will give you color, joy, new life to any opportunity or choice you make in life. This person is usually financially stable or working on getting financially stable. Overall beauty, love, adventure, life preservation is the top chart of whoever is named this

Wow, I just met a "girl" name Jeffie and I swear it was like a breath of fresh air. I laughed all night with her.

by theguythatmeantthisgirl February 2, 2010

Jiffin

Whe somebody is lying about something, bullshitting, or prolonging a situation. (BLUFFING)

Person 1 : You Only Put a .5 in the air

Person 2: You jiffin bitch that was 2 grams

by Drive4300 March 18, 2017

Jeffrine

A boy unlike any other. One you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the boy you'd die for. You look at him, and your heart will just.. melt. Everything you thought you knew about 'love' changes into something you never could have imagined because of this boy. Once you were broken, and now you are fixed. You can almost feel the emotion in his texts, you can HEAR the truth in his words, you can listen to the rhythmic sounds of love in every single one of his heart beats. You'll want to marry this boy. I promise you. His smile could make the strongest of hearts melt. His laugh could give you so many butterflies that they'll fill your entire stomach and send them flying out of your toes. You'll instantly fall in love with him. Nothing else matters but him. Your head is filled with thoughts of him. Everything reminds you of him. A minute feels like a lifetime with him not around. The memories with a Jeffrine could pierce the soul. You could never bring yourself to leave him. Never. No matter what he did, when you know that you're all his.. it doesn't ever matter. You spend days with him, and when he leaves, it feels as though it's been 5 minutes. You feel like, in order to feel whole, you need to be around him. To see those amazing eyes and have him hold you in his arms. You love him. You love him always.. Having a Jeffrine in your life is not always a privilege, but the one i have is surely #1, and i never want to lose my Jeffrine.

Jeffrine are so lovely!

by your loves one August 19, 2021