Ask Jeeves

Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.

Remember ask jeeves? use the wayback machine.

by JadenTheMoose September 23, 2022

Dirty Jeeves

The one and only king of the world.

Titanic my ass, Dirty Jeeves is the king of the world!

by DirtyJeeves April 19, 2003

Jeeves

The internet butler of Ask.com.

I asked Jeeves about his stanced on abortion, but he brought up some abortion clinic's website.

by Phil Errup October 19, 2004

Oh My F-ing Jeeves!

like WTF! or NO WAY! or HOLY CRAP! or DUDE!!!

Tom: dude i threw up on my girlfriend last night

You: OH MY F-ING JEEVES!!!

by Jerbear15 December 20, 2008

Jeeves

The name given to somebody who is destined to be a butler.

"My name is Jeeves, and I want to be a car mechanic."
"Sorry bub, you're not fit to be one. However, you are more than qualified to be a butler."

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Ass Jeeves

A case of diarrhea so bad a person that it causes said person to have their ass actually proceed to fall off. Recognizable by the walk of one whom may be in the process of crapping said pants since the pressure is too great.

Damn that guy looks like he has a bad case of the ass jeeves.

by Wang Yu Fu Man Chu October 20, 2008

Jeeves

A name for a computer-man in the search engine "Ask Jeeves". The gayiest search engine on earth.

"Do you use Ask Jeeves?"
"Nah... It's gay."

by W&J July 4, 2003