Jeanie's Dad

If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.

Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.

by hi_lena November 6, 2018

Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011

Jeanis

A jean-penis. When your jeans stick up at the zipper making what looks like a bulge traditionally caused by a penis.

"Hey look my jeanis is showing!"

by pissboi99 May 27, 2021

Jeanie

Someone Immi wants to kiss

Immi should rlly kiss Jeanie

by Jimmi-shipper#1 May 17, 2021

Jeanie

Gay asf

Swings that way
Same team liker

Gay

Jeanie- yo this kid right here is jeanie asf😭😭

by Twistyp11 February 8, 2023

Jeanis

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.

hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out

by jamie laurence May 16, 2011

Jeanis

A penis, made of or covered entirely by blue American denim.

Yo man, that's the nicest jeanis I've seen all summer!

by TheJeansBandit April 26, 2020