jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

jazzin

(adj) cool; awesome; super

Wow that was jazzin.
That sounds jazzin.

by Bobby November 9, 2004

gimme-jizzing

To go gimme-jizzing is for one to go around asking men to ejaculate upon them.

Carmen didn't feel pretty one night, so she put on a dress and went out gimme-jizzing until she got slimed on.

by lil_sacko August 25, 2021

jazzington

stuff - not limited to a single example, similiar to "jazz" in 'all that jazz': Hamerism

"I'll head out when I'm done with my work and all that jazzington"

"I talked to John about the concert and the rest of that jazzington"

by Justin Obscure March 18, 2007

Jozzing

Another word for 'joking'

"I'm just jozzing with you!"

by icecreamandchips May 30, 2009

Jizzing

getting rather excited or happy over something, similar to buzzingabout something.
level of happiness can be shown be increased use of 'zzzzz'

im jizzing about his party on Friday!

by the samiad March 4, 2009

Jizzing on the cake

1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun

2.Making something good look bad

Part of speech: verb

Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake

Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake

Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"

by Magicoa October 24, 2009