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The definition of a sweetheart-asshole. A person who can be a complete asshole at times but still manages to make u fall in love with them more everyday because of how much of a sweetheart he is. Java is loving, kind, hilarious, handsome, athletic, adorable, passionate, and can make u smile on ur hardest days.
I love u, Java.
Java by Sharter456 November 27, 2019
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Java....wow.
Java by LOLZZOLZ February 26, 2009
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Short quick way to express something that is both funny and chill at the same time.
I spent the entire day in my pajamas watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees, java.
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When a guy is obsessed with a girl, but she's not interested.
Jeffery pulled a java when he throw rocks at Ava's window
Java by LeilaLucas March 4, 2017
Shitty programming language that gave birth to Minecraft.
"ah fuck, Java crashed again."
Java by negos deltos June 12, 2018
da kewlest proograming language evurrrr duuuude lolzorzzzzhaxxorz!!!!
System.out.println(" java is super keeeewl <3<3<3<3 ");
java by Jerome C. Williams III, Jr. February 15, 2008
Slang for coffee. Comes from the coffee beans produced in the Indonesian island of Java. 'Kopi jawa' refers to not only the origin of the coffee, but its style which is strong, black, and very sweet.
" Would you like a delicious java?" or "It's java time"
Java by Sozzi June 17, 2015