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Jarretting

To postpone/delay telling someone how you feel, to the extent that the person no longer finds you date-able
Bro, I Jarretted it, so now I cant tell her how I feel

Yo, you gonna tell her how you feel? or you just gonna be Jarretting it?
by Brotha_Doing_Yo_Motha January 25, 2010
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Jarrettsville

The town where the only cool kids are the ones who go to country line dancing on wednesday nights at the VFW.
Anyone ever been to a J-rock jam session at the 4-H camp?
by j-rock 4eva! March 31, 2005
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Jarratt

Another word for olga or beast, one of the strongest girls in her grade, and is good at the olga flex...RAWR!
No example for right now, edits later
by Olga January 23, 2005
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Jarrettsville

The only town where your school bus driver also works as the volunteer ambulance and fire truck driver AND runs the local funeral home.
bus 51...forcibly retired, purchased by a former student passenger, and now lives on the farm on "fake street".
by j-rock 4eva! March 31, 2005
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jarrett wandler

one of the biggest drug dealers in swift current, who fucks shit up and gets his dick sucked every night before bed by some of the hottest bitches in town.
i wish i got my dicked sucked at night before bed like jarrett wandler!
by jaaarrreeettt November 21, 2010
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christian jarrett

A creepy person who will make your live an endless soul crushing darkness wet and bleak and suffocating. He is also watching you.
by Cj233333 February 23, 2017
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Jarrettsville

Jarrettsville-A diminutive town located in rural Harford County, Maryland, consisting of a few small neighborhoods and businesses

(Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations)

Jarrettsville offers:

*1 local library
*1 elementary school
*1 police department

*1 volunteer fire department
*1 driving educational school
*1 liquor store
*1 Dry-Cleaning Service
*1 DVD/movie Rental
*1 Eat-in Restaurant

*3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses
*1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center
*1 Hardware Store

*3 automobile services
*2 gas stations
*1 center of Dentistry
*1 snowball stand
*Jarrettsville recreational fields
*Annual Jarrettsville Carnival

...that's about it.

Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes.

Warning:
Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following:

*Jarrettsville is known for its OCD inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass
*Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties

*Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs

*In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...
Jarrettsville is the place where dreamers remain dreamers.
by Mr. Anonymous Coward May 10, 2009
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