Jared Watson

White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.

Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"

Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"

by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011

Jared Joke

A joke or Meme that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.

"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"

"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke

by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014

Jaren

Jaren’s do what they can to make people happy. They try to include everyone and want to make sure people know that they are cared about. A guy that seems a little strange but grows on you in a way like none other. He would never want to hurt someone or put someone down, but being who he is he doesn’t make the best decisions and ends up accidentally hurting himself or others. Being both a nerd when it comes to school, games, and the most random knowledge, he also uses his athletic ability to make friends and show off. Showing himself to be humble, yet secretly thinking he’s the shit. He tries to be happy and is always looking for his next adventure somewhere with someone. To all the Jaren’s out there, keep doing what they you’re doing. And let that one girl out of your mind it’ll be alright.

Person 1 ‘yo where’s Jaren at?’

Person 2 ‘he’ll be here soon he’s helping out someone right now.’

Person 1 ‘Love that Jaren guy.’

by YourLocalHero November 23, 2021

Jaren Westcom

The most bad-ass man alive. On a scale of one to awsomeness he is off the charts. He stops robberies like its not a big deal, even with a loaded gun pointed at him.

Guy 1 - Did you see that guy stop the armed robber at Tractor Supply?

Guy 2 - Ya it was Westcom.

Guy 1 - Jaren Westcom is such a bad ass.

by vtman September 29, 2011

jared leto

The ultimate pimp dogg himself. Awesome band, awesome actor....Letor owns us all to Oblivion in to the wild with the Mission in his Capricorn

jared leto kicks ass man

by LetoLover January 30, 2004

Jacenda

A girl, Could be boy. A girl who is attracted to innocency, sometimes,

She loves to be nerdy. Maybe artisitc? Does well in school. Likes to do her best. Jacenda could be like a Tootsie Pop, Hard on the outside and soft on the inside. She could act short tempered and somtimes moody, even a bit aggresive. But once you get to know her, She's soft and sweet.

Flaws?- Could be a bit too involed and caught up in her activities. Could be dramatic and sometimes tends to over-react.

But she is a sweet beautiful person.

"Hi Jacenda"
"Hello"
"You took my seat"
"Well, can't you find another?"

by Girjit February 4, 2010

Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015