Japanese Gunslinger

1. When a person is quick with their mobile phone camera from their pocket, often shooting people in embarrassing situations.

2. The ability to text while the phone is still in your pocket.

1. "That guy is a the fastest Japanese Gunslinger you'd better watch what you are doing or he'll totally catch you out and put it on the net."

2. "Is that jock itch or are you a Japanese Gunslinger"

by mummazumbe August 23, 2010

japanese torpedo

A strange and extremely difficult sex move. It is accomplished by climbing up on the dresser, night stand, or any other elevated platform in the bedroom, screaming “BANZAI!” and jumping off in an attempt to jam the male member into any available orifice.

Tony: I got my bitch with the japanese torpedo!
Adam: Bet she never knew what hit her.

by Mark Barker May 22, 2006

japanesu

Japanese, meaning Japanese.

Chibi-Kakaraguni-San sees and walks up to someone of plausibly Asian origin.

Chibi-Kakaraguni-San: "Oishii hello!! Kawaii futanari basashi yam-yam desu ne? Innu caseu youu haven'tu noticedu, I speaku furuentu Japanesu. I ruvvu Pocky wowu! Kawaii niceu to meetu youu!"
Asian: "Kawaii!!!"

by futanari basashi November 2, 2008

japanese wave

A Japanese Wave is when you fart under the covers while in bed and you quickly lift your feet to create a wave in the blanket that pushes the gas into your faces.

She was fighting the Dutch Oven so hard I had to transition to the Japanese Wave.

by PlayerHater008 October 28, 2013

japanese commercials

Downright the most weirdest shit you'll ever see on a TV outside the states.

Watching Japanese commercials is the equivalent of your mind flipping the fuck out from ecstasy

by Spoke reasons March 1, 2014

Japanese Whisk

Inserting a whisk into the orifice of oneself or another

Dude, I totally gave her a Japanese Whisk last night and then used it to make pancakes in the morning.

by Plenz May 22, 2015

japanese flash bang

When a guy nuts in a girl's eye and then clap her ears

Dude Jesse just gave his girlfriend a japanese flash bang and she said she could not hear for a week

by blake farmer May 23, 2018