jamona

noun; a monorail. combination of JA (the) MONA(rail) Pronouced jā-MOH-nuh

JAMONA!!!!

by Mannis Bannis August 20, 2010

jumping jahosafat

keeping your pimp hand strong

"remember when your dealin with the ladies jumping jahosafat"

by Johnny foshizzle April 26, 2006

Jamesamos

A stupid homosexual who can't satisfy a woman. This definition is derived from the combined definitions of "james" and "amos".

Your a real Jamesamos, Joe - your such a homo and always get a numb sausage around women.

by The Hex December 25, 2008

Japosal

noun, acronym, pronounced jah-'poz-al
Just Another Piece of Shit Asshole Loser

"I can't believe that guy is so mean. He really hurt my feelings."
"Who cares what he thinks...he's just a Japosal-he doesn't matter!"

by LR1314 February 24, 2008

Jamosin

1. to jamose. 2. when you are listening to a song and it fills you up to the point where you might explode... so you start to DANCE!!!!!

Be careful listening to too much swing music...soon you'll start jamosin!

by savvieshines September 6, 2010

Jamoana

The sound one makes when grabing your or anthers crotch and pull up.

At football practice yesterday Mike grabbed his crotch and pulled up and yelled "Jamoana"

by BlackMan501 December 22, 2010

Jamoaning

The sound one makes when eating a $300 slice of jamon serrano (a type of dry-cured Spanish jamón which includes most varieties other than those made with black Iberian pigs). It is the sound doves make when they cry.

"She was still JAMOANING over that teensy slice of $300 ham she ate two nights ago. It was, like, the best thing she ever had in her mouth."

by pitbullmomma May 6, 2018