no jam

unfunny, cringey people (usually armys) that live in a world where time is nonexistent and make jokes that are dead

example 1:
girl 1: i wanna be mutuals with @....
girl 2: you dont shes a no jam

example 2:
normal army: wow jungkook looks really attractive here
no jam: oh my jin IKR jungkook oppa is so hot thats why hes my bias
normal army: oh ok my bias is jimin
no jam: HAHAHAHAHA JIMIN HAS NO JAMS

by basicname June 11, 2018

jammed

1. to be caught doing something not guch i.e. cheating, texting, hooking up with someone who is fuckt in de face

2. the state of being fucked in the face, or anywhere else

1. "what are you waiting for? Jam him!"

2. "oh man youngah a wee bit jammed in de face...need some bunty nice and guch?"

by nice and guch November 24, 2009

jam

to leave, often in haste. similar to head out or bounce

"oh crap look at the time, i gotta jam"

by H43N December 28, 2011

Jam Jams

Boobs, breasts, titties

Did you see the jam jams on her?

We're going to the Jam bar tonight 8)

by ThatAznGuyFromVictoria February 23, 2014

jam

2 or more musicians making music together but not an official band.

Guitarist Dude: Hey man i heard you got a drumset, we should jam sometime.

Noob Drummer: Sounds good, i havent gotten to play to music yet.

by The Real Corbin April 15, 2006

Jams

Something Jimin doesn't have.

Army 1: Haha Jimin has no jams
Army 2: XDDDD
Normal Person: What the hell?

by Hoe-seok August 12, 2017

Jam

Bad situation ; Going to jail or prison (mostly used in the mid-west)

Damn, Bobby got caught in that JAM.

Man, I was running, I had to get out of that JAM

by M4200cbf February 6, 2015