Jamaican Sand Slider

When you are boning a girl on the beach, and then you pull out when your dick is wet from her vagina. then u put it in the sand and get it covered with sand, and then stick it back in.

Man, I boned this chick on the beach last night. I gave her a Jamaican Sand Slider

Jamaican Sand Slider by The Gentlemens Club May 22, 2010

jamaican sand turtle 

When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard

dude we missed you again last night?!

I know, i know pulled the jamaican sand turtle last night.

Awesome first the one eye panda now that???

jamaican sand turtle by Privdonut April 2, 2008

Jamaican shower 

Hotboxing the bathroom. Infinitely preferable to a golden shower or (*hurk*) a Roman shower.

I wasn't expecting to partake when she invited me over, but fifteen minutes later, there we were in the bathroom having a Jamaican shower.

Jamaican shower by Lady Csyde November 20, 2007

jamaican smoke bomb 

fucking a girl so hard that the friction causes her vag to start smoking, then you quickly pee in her, causing a small explosion that may or may not kill her

When I realized my bitch started on fire, I couldn't help myself but giving her a Jamaican Smoke Bomb. It was SWEEEEETTTT!!!!!

jamaican smoke bomb by felatio fedelio January 27, 2008

Jamaican snow angel 

When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. The resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.

So I went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. When I got home, I laid down on my deck and made an AWESOME Jamaican snow angel.

Jamaican snow angel by Albert Brady May 6, 2009

jamaican steambox 

this is when you take a dump in the bathroom and proceed to have a shower. the steam from the shower amplifies the odor, and it is always an unpleasant surprise for whoever strolls in the bathroom next

fuck man! did you just jamaican steambox the bathroom? that's disgusting

jamaican steambox by mermanny September 18, 2005

jamaican snorkel

when receiving oral delight a man places the testicles in the hoes mouth and the erect penis on her cheek, resembling a snorkel.

Theodore: while role-playing with your wife i decided to give her a jamaican snorkel.
Chuck: what's that!?
Theodore: none of your goddamn business! keep shitting on that midget.

jamaican snorkel by phatrick hoesbeastiority January 1, 2008