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Jago

A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.

Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).
That Jago is a real Top shagger, humble bragger
Vanilla gorilla, high ticket biller
by Fxck_Deeznuts6969 October 5, 2023
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Jago

An alien being resembling a young male of average build. His spacecraft crash-landed in the south of England forming the crater now known as Hertfordshire. The UK government used advanced psychic weaponry to retcon the public's geographical headcanon and convince people of the county's existence. This is why nobody can name anything in Hertfordshire, even though everybody agrees that it is a real place.
It has been 20 years since Jago landed sir, nobody has visited the area known as Hertfordshire yet.
by krn2001 November 22, 2021
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jago is the most caring, fanciest, sweetest and hottest person ever. he always takes pics when he is peeing. jagodeserves head till he dies. everybody wants and need a bf like jago :3
friend: omg did u met jago already?
friend 2: yes hes amazing!
by cel111na November 21, 2021
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The passive aggressive (or passive-aggressive) way to name-call or mock a troll/URL Badman/Internet Tough Guy/Virtual Gangster/Keyboard Warrior/Broadband Champion

The real meaning is: you're a sore loser with a small dick or narrow pussy, and you're trying to pissing people online, so go kill yourself
Ampun Bang Jago 🙏🙏🙏
by Sir. B February 14, 2021
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Jago

Alex: Is that Jago?
Alfie: OMG he's such a bumlick
by JackalTheBomber May 28, 2022
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jagO

jagO has a fat choper
jago has a big choper
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Jago Bucher

He is often mistaken as Jago butch but really he is 'Jago Batty Bucher'. he looks like a white umpalumpa and the hight of one too. He a school boy but often has bad tease in what house to choose. He has a fit sister and a good looking mum .
You're such a "Jago Bucher"
by GuyHorrell November 19, 2021
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