Jagging Off

An otherworldly sense of euphoria upon watching the Jacksonville Jaguars destroy any team that dares to challenge them

Did you see what Trevor Lawrence did to the Chargers last weekend?? Had me jagging off all weekend!

by Tiltlord6977 January 17, 2023

jargonaut

1 a person who uses jargon in every-day conversation.

2 a person adept in the navigation of heavily jargon filled literature.

A jargonaut might say: she/he is the NCO @ the HPY in charge of DCH and MBS processing on a RTS basis in accordance with DCHMBSP.

by Divado January 14, 2008

jaggoff

A derivation of the words jack off used for over 50 yrs in Pittsburgh. I used it as a kid even before I knew what jacking off was. Used it this manner because it seemed less offensive to the ear. It was especially used by people south of the Monongahela river. My Pittsburgh accent is so strong that a woman walk up to me in a gym in Phoenix and said"Your from Pittsburgh aren't you" by overhearing a conversation. Still in use by older Pittsburghers but dying out.

The guy at the end of the bar is a jaggoff, cool you duals and fuck him, not worth doing time over. jack off

by John Toxey June 28, 2011

jaggin

To be out driving and smoking (Marijuana) in a type of rolling paper like zig-zags or a blunt.

"What up, I just finished rollin' a few joints...wanna go jaggin' later tonight?"
or
"Hey dude, want to pick up a dank sack and go on a jag tonight?"

by Shawn_M January 16, 2006

dick-jargon

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick

Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

jargon

Technical terms used in a genre.

"Wow, that guy's spitting computer jargon!"

by Goushuu-Jin October 9, 2003

Jargonista

A person who is able to use a variety of technical terms to ultimately say nothing meaningful, but somehow still manages to satisfactorily answer questions from senior management, all while sipping a Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaf, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha with light whip, upside-down, 1 pump of peppermint, 1 and 3/8 pumps vanilla, heavy whip-cream, 3 ice cubes, 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg sprinkled on top, with green sprinkles, light cinnamon dusted on, stirred, with no lid, double cupped, and a straw

Gary is the ultimate jargonista. He was able to deflect each of Claire's questions with a bunch of mis-used and non-sensical technical terms without spilling his latest barista creation.

by Furry Trout August 14, 2011