The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects
by Wingster January 12, 2009
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Sami: Alrighty Boys!!! Who's Next?!
Mike: It's MY TURN!
Edwin: NO! IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD HER FIRST JACKASS!
Sami: I LaLaLa Looooove to give Fallacio!
Sami: Alrighty Boys!!! Who's Next?!
Mike: It's MY TURN!
Edwin: NO! IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD HER FIRST JACKASS!
Sami: I LaLaLa Looooove to give Fallacio!
by TheUltimateGardenState March 8, 2010
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Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.
by annie_bpants January 31, 2007
Get the jaffad mug.A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<
by Hanny May 13, 2005
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Signs of being a Jaffaholic:
1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.
Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Signs of being a Jaffaholic:
1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.
Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.
She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006
Get the jaffaholic mug.The process of being seduced by the charm and wit of a Jaffe resulting in some type of sexual exchange.
Person #1: Damn all those girls hooked up with that one guy.
Person #2: Yeah! They just got fucking Jaffeeed!
Person #2: Yeah! They just got fucking Jaffeeed!
by Jason Jaffe January 3, 2011
Get the Jaffeeed mug.Means "stream" in Arabic. This was the name of the brother of Ali, the fourth caliph, who was killed fighting against Byzantium in the 7th century. According to tradition, he later appeared to the Prophet Muhammad in the form of an angel.
by Man4U December 16, 2008
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