jack off

too masturbate, to stroke your penis until it ejaculates

dude, im so horny, im gonna go home and jack off to some porn

by dadouf January 11, 2002

jacking off

Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.

Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)

by Private P. Nuss August 16, 2004

Jacking Off

What a guy will do as often as possible.

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.

by Derpherpderpistan February 10, 2013

jack off

To stoke the penis up and down in a motion like if you were to shake milk.

Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

jack off

1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").

1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

jacking off

What I Do Like Every Other Day

I Am Gonna Jack off

by Speedo Boy February 8, 2003

jack off

to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis.

spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.

by sean paul? June 1, 2003