jacarie

Can be annoying sometimes but always comes through and is just that kid

Jacarie is the realest kid you'll ever meet

by JayAllen July 12, 2017

Jackpot Baby

A child (usually a bastard child) deliberately conceived for the sole purpose of acquiring monetary handouts and other unfair perks. Usually born to welfare queens, illegal immigrants and other parasites.

When the Jackpot Baby is not a bastard (which is rare), it is usually conceived for tax breaks.

Occasionally, a person with wealthy parents will deliberately produce a child when promised large sums of money in exchange for producing an heir. However, the previously mentioned bastard child is the most common.

Jackie: "I'm working at McDonald's during summer vacation. Where are you going to work?"

Shameeka: "Work?? Girl please! I'm gonna have me a Jackpot Baby so I can get on the 'fare, fuck that workin' shit! I ain't gettin' my hands dirty fo' no motherfucker!"

Jackie: "Oh. Uh, ok. So who's the daddy going to be?"

Shameeka: "Whoever, don't matter, long as I get a baby so I can get that check is all I care about."

by IHateFreeloaders April 19, 2010

jackpine savage

A person decending from northern Minnesota's iron range that does all things to satisfy their instantaneous desire. They can be found wearing winter boots year round and carrying multiple guns.

A:"that guy just shot that endangered pileated woodpecker for no reason"
B:"It's ok, he is a jackpine savage"

by bibbles November 22, 2007

Jacari

Someone who is successful

Jacari is so successful

by Jacari grande March 5, 2020

Jabappy

Any type of young nigra kid especially those with the colored plastic beads and bows in their hair.

Hey Turquoise, check out that jabappy with all that shit in her hair running around the store barefoot stealing stuff!

by Chim Richalds M.D. March 27, 2009

Jaap

Jaap is the name given to the most awesome people. They rock at everything they do, making everybody else love them beyond limits. Jaap is a God amongst men, everything he touches turns to gold and everything he says is true.. Jaaps tend to be the best looking people alive (or dead), and have very large male productive organs. Jaap is (the) Future.

Check out what Jaap is doing, he is my hero!

Ooh, Jaap is soo hot, I must have his babies.

by TomorrowTime May 13, 2009

Vegas Jackpot

A sexual position in which one partner jams several quarters or silver dollars partway up the other partners nose, then has them perform oral sex vigorously until the jackpot is 'released' in the form of coins, semen, or hopefully both simultaneously (also called a Riverboat Flush)

She wouldn't let me have anal sex, but she did give me a Vegas Jackpot!

by Dr. VonFrankensetin April 17, 2009