jism

ejaculate+orgasm=jism

The byproduct of male orgasm.

I can't believe Alison swallowed my jism.

or, as a verb:

I just jizzed all over Alison's face.

by Zolatan September 5, 2005

jismole

1. Said upon the process of completing a task or obligation.
2. A spinning city off.

jismo, jismo, jismole

by jimfrey April 7, 2003

jismopper

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.

I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.

by Jay March 11, 2003

mason jism line

The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.

Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."

by a non a muss June 29, 2011

jism

cum or jizz

i had jism on my hands after i jacked off

by sodomy man October 16, 2003

jism algorithm

an algorithm is a procedure (a finite set of well-defined instructions) for accomplishing some task which, given an initial state, will terminate in a defined end-state. A Jism Algorithim is when The computational complexity and efficient implementation of the algorithm are so strong and firm that sperm leaks out.
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"

i gave my stockbrokers wife a jism algorithm after i t-bagged her and before i t-billed her.

by john really brown November 16, 2006

jismhunter

A dog thats got the scent of tissues/socks that have been used for wanking in

Blimey I was down stairs in frontroom watching tv with my parents and the jismhunter came in with my sock in his mouth. ..gutted!!

by rottencock March 20, 2015