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joner boner

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.
Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.
by Tj moran May 9, 2005
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Joner

A boner that is created from the arousing talk of comedian and Fear Factor host Joe Rogan. AKA "the rogue"
Man Joe Rogan is so badass that I can not even get up because i have such a raging Joner.
by jimblejack January 3, 2009
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Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.
1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.
by Natty Dog September 23, 2011
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Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.
(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"
by xomattwilsonox November 30, 2009
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Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009
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Joner

Joner the boner will shag his mates missus and feel no guilt, dipping back in whenever it suits him, a love god to the local slappers only Babber to go for the full set.
Did you see Joner the boner last night, he pummelled her crusty kebab big time.
by Stagman leo October 10, 2019
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Joner

It’s when your boner breaks through your skin and it becomes a Joner!
Doctor:This man’s boner became a joner!
by Wingle3000 November 19, 2022
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