Joann Lung

A term for any illness or sickness that quickly spreads throughout a work environment. Usually a bronchial infection, it is normally caused by a virus or highly resistant infectious bacteria. Normally Joann Lung is very difficult to recover from, resulting in the loss of work and vital PTO. Joann Lung, also known as "Joann's Plague", "The J Plague", or simply "J Lung" may be anything from the common cold to aids. When exposed, one should always assume that at the very least they have contracted SARS, or XAR Tuberculosis. The original "Joann Lung" was a highly infectious and resistant bronchial infection, which spread through several Utah medical labs, hospitals and local businesses. The original carrier, being a modern day "Typhoid Mary", went by the name of Joann. Hence the term Joann Lung, later shortened to The J Plague by local residents.

Example 1: Office Worker 1: Dude, did you hear Johnny hacking it up earlier? I just know I'm gonna get Joann Lung.
Office Worker 2: Wrod, it's probably the SARS.
OW1: Wrod. We're Fuct.
OW2: No doubt.

by Infamous Lunchbox August 05, 2007

Joanne Emberton

A term to describe a drug addicted mother who cares little for her kids.

Have you seen how she treats her kids, she's a real Joanne Emberton

by --English--Muffin-- June 20, 2019

is that you joanne

is that you joanne

is that you joanne: is that you joanne
is that you joanne: DANG! is that you joanne

by isthatyoujoanne March 13, 2022

joanne prada

The pussy queen; a women who ate the elections in 2016.

Person 1- “omg is that joanne prada the pussy queen?”
Person 2- “yasssss”

by EatMamaGirl June 09, 2022

sweet joanne

a female version of teabagging, especially dreaded if the female first coats her undercarriage with a viscous and highly visible substance.

A sweet joanne can be the perfect form of retaliation for a teabagging or mushroom stamp

by [e-mail] November 25, 2006

Sloppy Joanne

When a male is giving a chick anal, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother fucking shit, and then without wiping her asshole, the male inserts his cock and uses her shit as lubrication

Person A: "There was no lubrication"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppy joanne"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

Dirty joanne

A woman who’s from Liverpool and digs at her dildos to change the battery’s

Your a total dirty Joanne

by Dirtyjoanne1234 June 05, 2020