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Joann Lung

A term for any illness or sickness that quickly spreads throughout a work environment. Usually a bronchial infection, it is normally caused by a virus or highly resistant infectious bacteria. Normally Joann Lung is very difficult to recover from, resulting in the loss of work and vital PTO. Joann Lung, also known as "Joann's Plague", "The J Plague", or simply "J Lung" may be anything from the common cold to aids. When exposed, one should always assume that at the very least they have contracted SARS, or XAR Tuberculosis. The original "Joann Lung" was a highly infectious and resistant bronchial infection, which spread through several Utah medical labs, hospitals and local businesses. The original carrier, being a modern day "Typhoid Mary", went by the name of Joann. Hence the term Joann Lung, later shortened to The J Plague by local residents.
Example 1: Office Worker 1: Dude, did you hear Johnny hacking it up earlier? I just know I'm gonna get Joann Lung.
Office Worker 2: Wrod, it's probably the SARS.
OW1: Wrod. We're Fuct.
OW2: No doubt.
by Infamous Lunchbox August 7, 2007
mugGet the Joann Lungmug.

joanne prada

The pussy queen; a women who ate the elections in 2016.
Person 1- “omg is that joanne prada the pussy queen?”
Person 2- “yasssss
by EatMamaGirl June 8, 2022
mugGet the joanne pradamug.

is that you joanne

is that you joanne: is that you joanne
is that you joanne: DANG! is that you joanne
by isthatyoujoanne March 12, 2022
mugGet the is that you joannemug.

Joanne Emberton

A term to describe a drug addicted mother who cares little for her kids.
Have you seen how she treats her kids, she's a real Joanne Emberton
by --English--Muffin-- June 20, 2019
mugGet the Joanne Embertonmug.

sweet joanne

a female version of teabagging, especially dreaded if the female first coats her undercarriage with a viscous and highly visible substance.
A sweet joanne can be the perfect form of retaliation for a teabagging or mushroom stamp
by lakedaimon@comcast.net November 25, 2006
mugGet the sweet joannemug.

Sloppy Joanne

When a male is giving a chick anal, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother fucking shit, and then without wiping her asshole, the male inserts his cock and uses her shit as lubrication
Person A: "There was no lubrication"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppy joanne"
by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006
mugGet the Sloppy Joannemug.

Dirty joanne

A woman who’s from Liverpool and digs at her dildos to change the battery’s
by Dirtyjoanne1234 June 5, 2020
mugGet the Dirty joannemug.

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