Synonym for cocksucker
by Rei Panadão November 22, 2021
Get the João mug.João is the ultimate hot guy, he won the genetic lottery and has a sex appeal that few can be proud to say the same, heartbreaker since birth, usually can get every girl he wants and takes pride on it, he’s very blunt and straightforward and is used to use flattery to get what he wants as he’s so charming. He’s a natural leader and can be the most amazing person you ever met either in friendships and romantic relationships or the worst if you make the mistake to make it between him and what he wants. He can act like a douchebag in such situations but he quickly regrets it as he’s also the sweetest human being on earth.
Women have a love-hate relationship with him but love usually prevails
Women have a love-hate relationship with him but love usually prevails
Girl 1 to her friend: “Wow look at João, I would make anything to have him “ *proceeds to get naked*
Girl 2: I don’t like him he’s too cocky look at way he walks , I think he’s an idiot
Girl 1: I think we’re not talking about the same guy, he was so sweet to me the other day
Girl 2: Omg he talked to you??? Lucky girl
Girl 2: I don’t like him he’s too cocky look at way he walks , I think he’s an idiot
Girl 1: I think we’re not talking about the same guy, he was so sweet to me the other day
Girl 2: Omg he talked to you??? Lucky girl
by CherHorowitz123 November 21, 2021
Get the João mug.A unique name, a mixture of names meaning God is benevolent and warrior, dedicated to the planet Mars. Name not very common in Brazil, having variations in several Romance languages. In French, Jean Marcos, in Spanish, Juan Marcos, among other variations.
by res infinita November 23, 2021
Get the João Marcos mug.Simplesmente enorme. Um João Gross sabe odiar como ninguém e não tem vergonha de admitir isso. Tome cuidado pois ele sempre está planejando o mal e a destruição de todos a sua volta. Não há escapatória.
by nãoéaveronica November 23, 2021
Get the João Gross mug.1) The most beautifull and intelligent person alive!
2) The most kind person you ever will meet!
3) The smell of a new book
2) The most kind person you ever will meet!
3) The smell of a new book
by abalacubaco June 23, 2020
Get the João Taveira mug.litteraly the best brazillian wonder kid on earth like he’s even the best wonder kid ever he plays for watford like best watford player ever gonna get em promoted n shit and a joao is like what u call someone that’s cool.
although when you call someone a joao it can be referred to being called a nonce ngl
although when you call someone a joao it can be referred to being called a nonce ngl
example 1 for normal: hey look that guy has a big shlong it must be João
Example 2 for nonce: Hey g, look over there it’s a joao tappin a 15 year old
Example 2 for nonce: Hey g, look over there it’s a joao tappin a 15 year old
by JoãoPedro10 April 3, 2021
Get the João mug.A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister
by HypperAstro November 5, 2022
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