joao felix 

Joao felix is Portugals no11 forward. He is commonly linked with the song ‘The colour violet’ and many of my friends had an odd obsession over him. Please protect your friends from him (warning! The obsession is contagious)

Meri:‘she likes my watch and my drop top and my persona…’

Alice: ‘Are you watching a joao felix edit?!’

joao felix by BabyLizard66 January 8, 2023

João Gomes 

The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet.

This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years.
AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3

"I need help idk what to dooo"
"bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"

João Gomes by g1ng3r5auru5 January 5, 2022

Joao Vasco 

He is probably the owner of the biggest dick in the world. Such a cool guy that can easily eat any girl he wants.
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL

I am a super hot girl, and Joao Vasco has just had sex with me.

Joao Vasco by Carlos da Maia October 24, 2020

Joao Cancelo 

An absolute baller of a full-back. Is very good at BOTH left-back and right-back. Is very good defensively and offensively and plays passes like Kevin De Bruyne.

person 1: Did you see Joao Cancelo's performance against Monchengladbach in the first leg of the Champions League?

person 2: I can't think of a better full-back right now!

Joao Cancelo by AYoutubeNomad March 22, 2021

João Rodrigues 

João Rodrigues is the type of guy to have a huge c*ck. And not only that but he is extremely good a s*x.
He is also a Minecraft god that would beat the sh*t out of you with a stick.

"Is that João Rodrigues, who has that huge penis and that f*cked your mom. YES YOUR MOM"-Michael Jackson.
"I want João Rodrigues to beat me with his stick"- probably your crush.

João Rodrigues by Johny1000000 November 22, 2021

João Luís 

João Luís is a good guy, super handsome, a awesome skater and he has a big dick.

Omg João Luís is so sexy
fuck me João Luís

João Luís by gagarigaro September 29, 2019

JOAO PEDRO 

A NERDY SQUIDWARD THAT LOVES JULIO. HE HAS A STALKER NAMED JULIO AND IS REALLY TRY HARD IN VIDEO GAMES. HE LOVES CATS AND WHALES. HE LOVES TOO WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH JULIO. SQUIDWARDS RULE!

HE IS SUCH A JP OR JOAO PEDRO!!! SQUIDWARDS RULE!!

JOAO PEDRO by JULIO COSTA October 29, 2018