January 1st

New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.

friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-

by catdogla September 24, 2021

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 1st

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.

Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!

by Berrino November 24, 2023

January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023