January 1st

The day the best country in the world (Australia) got their independence

January 1st is the best day of the year!

by Mr Big Brain July 12, 2022

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 03, 2019

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 06, 2020

January 1st

New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.

friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-

by catdogla September 24, 2021

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 03, 2020

January 1st

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019

January 1st

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day

Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Please i need a name December 24, 2020