A jornito is someone whomst is horny 24/7 but with a J. Jornitos don’t know how to act around females, it’s a Spanish American accent word which was used by man great historical humans such as Albert Eintstein, MLK Jr and Napoleon.
Guy 1: Man I’m tryna go to the stripe club and get danced
Intellectual Advanced Certified Human: Stop being a jornito foo.
Noun. The marriage of "job" and "horny." The excitement one feels at the prospect of doing well at one's job; or the overwhelming feeling of contentment that comes with performing a duty extremely well.
She was jorny as hell at the prospect of stealing the new, multi-million dollar account out from under her douchebag coworker.
Or, Bud Fox receiving Gordon Gekko's phone call in the opening scenes of "Wall Street." Bud Fox: "Whoooo hoo! I just bagged the elephant."
Jorno is a ugly little and annoying kid he can't talk without saying at least one swear word in a sentence. he is ginger. he is annoying. he fucks his mom. he lives in the nether. he basicly sucks