its

it plural. Used instead of them/they.

Its are going home.

by bread infection November 21, 2009

its'

Background info: "It's is a contraction for it is or it has.
Its is a possessive pronoun meaning, more or less, of it or belonging to it.
And there is absolutely, positively, no such word as its'."
HOWEVER!! Its' should be a word, and here's why:

its' (plural, possessive pronoun)- possesive pronoun; belonging to a group of 'its.'

The Its are playing the Greek next month. The Its' new song 'Stop It' landed at number five on the top ten chart this week.

Its' home rests above the patio of a penthouse on Park Avenue.

by AmandaDance March 17, 2011

ITE

abbreviation for "It's the economy"

Used to express lack of monetary expenditure.

"Man, I really wanted to get that new phone."
"Why didn't you?"
"ITE"

by ZMario April 21, 2010

its not gay if its a threeway

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.

John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.

by Dinosaurs are fun April 18, 2014

if its a hole its a goal

literally every hole in the human body is a place for a man to stick his cock.

usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it

"oh dude, i can't belive you fucked her in the ear"
"If its a hole its a goal!"

by hsdd January 11, 2009

its up and its stuck

There is an issue with someone/ somebody and it's gonna stay that way until the beef is settled.

I heard playboi carti said he wanted to shoot my nascar aloe so its up and its stuck!

by JJmob October 28, 2019

its not you, its me

what guys say when they dont wanna be with you

girl: "but, what did i do?"
guy: "its not you, its me"

by Elly Cloridue February 19, 2009