Away message invite

Inviting people to a party through an away message. Eliminating the burden of picking and chooseing who to invite as well as the time to make phone calls.
Advantages: This works well when you can only have a few people over because only the people who read he away message will know. You won't have to feel guilty or make people mad when you forget to invite them.
Disadvantages: You might have unwelcome guests.

This method works best for last minute parties planned a few hours beforehand.

Alex: Dude, why weren't you at Beckys party last night?
Spencer: what party? I wasn't invited! ::angrey glare::
Alex: oh dude don't worry, it was an Away Message invite, she didn't officially invite anyone. Just check the away messages more often.

by Claude Gabrillo September 14, 2008

Invote

Past tense of invite when you’re high

Did I tell you I invote Olivia?

by Horseass March 10, 2018

Self Invite

Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"

Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!

Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!

by sprinkleoffairydust January 25, 2016

Toronto invite

To NOT make a polite, formal, or friendly request to (someone) to go somewhere or to do something.

( antonymous to "invite" )

I got the toronto invite to that party, I can only imagine it was a bunch of Torontonians talking over each other, so probably didn't miss much.

by pzeudonympho May 30, 2018

Open Invite

When everyone is invite. No one is singled out.

I'm going to the bar tonight. Open invite if anyone wants to go?

by Eacs10 November 22, 2017

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

by epic poo poo October 9, 2020

invite

short for "invitation"

Thanks again for the invite, buddy!

by lingualtreasure June 5, 2009