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invisible

1. Not visible; unseen

2. (Espec. in Iraq) Weapons of Mass Destruction.
1. I can't see you. Are you invisible?
by ieatmako June 19, 2004
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fighting the invisible ninjas

A pejorative / derogatory term for the art & practice of hardcore dancing.

Used by concert goers to describe typical maneuvers exercised by hardcore dancers during breakdowns, whereby the user does not look favorably on this art.
Warren - Everybody hold onto your drinks. The hardcore kids are fighting the invisible ninjas again.

Charles - There's no barriers and no security at the stage! We'll see you later Warren; it's stage dive time, and we've got work to do.
by malarky2020 October 14, 2009
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invisible boat mobile

The vehicle in which Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy drive in the Nick show, Spongebob SquarePants.
Barnacle Boy: Aw, tarter sauce. Where did we park the invisible boat mobile?
Mermaid Man: Right over here, I though...
Barnacle Boy: Nope, I can't find- *BAM* ...found it.
Mermaid Man: You walked into it again, didn't you?
Barnacle Boy: *grumble.*
by SmalLiberty June 24, 2008
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Invisible

When people don’t notice you at all, whatsoever. Those types of people that no one really ever talks about because they blend in and never stand out. If they do talk about them, then it’s nothing bad. They _could_ pass judgement onto others, it depends. People don’t bully them because they’re pretty or handsome and good looking in General and they look smart or knowledgeable. They’re confidence and seemingly have good self esteem. They have a good amount of friends and excellent social skills. They can be talkative or quiet or both, but they aren’t obnoxiously loud.
I wish I were invisible. People always call me retarded and ugly as shit whenever I go. I look like an it. People sometimes ask out loud thinking I can’t hear them “is that a girl or boy?” and I stand out no matter what I do or say or how I act. I’d rather have no attention than to have the wrong type of attention that is unwanted.
by JaydeMariaa July 13, 2018
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invisible

What every person in the world sometimes wishes to become.
I wish I could be invisible a least for a while. That way, I could enter everywhere without paying and listening to people's chats without being noticed.
by Urban_Fellow July 10, 2006
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invisible condom

A product being developed at the Laval University in Quebec.
If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
Boy: "Yo baby, lets do it! I forgot protection, but no worries..."

Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*

Boy and Girl: *both happy*
by TheEducated March 14, 2009
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Invisible Handjob

A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.
On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.
by porkerhole September 28, 2012
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