Interstate 494 is a 43 mile long loop route serving the southern and western areas of the Twin Cities metro area in Minnesota. Its east end is at Interstate 94 in Oakdale and Woodbury, MN. The roadway continues as Interstate 694. The west end of the route is also at 94/694 in Maple Grove.
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I have an interstate crush for someone who lives in Arizona, even though I'm still living in California.
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A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.
Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!
Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.
Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!
Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.
Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!
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Person B:Sure
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Person A: we're going 100 wha- My breaks aren't working
*dies*
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Person A: we're going 100 wha- My breaks aren't working
*dies*
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An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.
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“Hey I’ve been driving for a while and I’m a little tired, should we put it in interstate autopilot?”
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