insurance company

Evil multi-billion dollar corporations that earn a profit from your premiums, and then find any loophole they can so they can refuse to live up to their responsibility in order to save money.

An insurance company is really a legal form of fraud.

by [e-mail] April 8, 2008

mexican auto insurance

Mexican auto insurance is when you don’t have auto insurance but you have decided in advance that if you ever get in an accident you will drive away. If possible, before the police can arrive. Named after Mexican illegal immigrants propensity to commit “hit and runs”.

"I got in an accident yesterday. It's cool, I have mexican auto insurance."

by Aaron K. July 30, 2008

insurancelessness

A period where one is without insurance, i.e. your health, well-being, and/or investments are solely your risk

I was fired from my job and COBRA is too expensive. I guess I'll have to give up Ultimate Unicycling during this insurancelessness.

by the will grasmick January 27, 2009

Insurance Wank

Masturbating prior to having penetrative sex in the hope that this will prevent the male from experiencing premature ejaculation.

Howay, man. I hope you're not gonna shoot your load too quickly.
Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...

by Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead January 10, 2011

wife insurance

The things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won't be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. Included but not limited to her emotional, sexual, and financial desires.

"I brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. It's all part of the premium I pay for my wife insurance."

by dipsys November 1, 2014

Car insurance whore

someone who can't pay their own car insurance so they go on someone else's and will do anything to get car insurance because they can't pay for their own. Somebody who sleeps with somebody to get car insurance

Dustin is a car insurance whore he uses fat chicks to get free car insurance

by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020

Pokemon insurance

First using a glitch to clone your pokemon/items,

and then trading the clones to another game cartridge... just in case

the internal battery should ever run dry, or the game breaks.. etc.
Could also be referred to as making a backup cartridge.

OH NO!!!! My saved game has disappeared... good thing I have pokemon insurance! 8D

by lolicakes October 30, 2010