instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

instarig

A person who when killed, instantly goes into rigor mortis.

“Yo man! That guy dived face first into the 3 foot lake. He went full instarig!”

by bignameguy May 22, 2022

intardweb

The internet for dumb users.

With his new Dell computer, Johnny couldn't figure out how to open HIS intardweb.

by Jamzwayne September 22, 2007

Instadicted

To be instantly accused, charged, found guilty (and sentenced on-site) of something when you were in the process of actually helping somebody (or at least, in the thought process of actually helping somebody) and had absolutely no fucking clue that the good you were actually trying to do would actually come back and strike you down like the actual hand of fucking God Almighty!

Dude 1: Oh shit dawg......I just got my ass instadicted!

Dude 2: What the fuck you be stressin over?

Dude 1: Foo, don't u know we ain't supposed to be doing shit around dis hood cept maybe hangin at dis 7-11......I stopped off and hepped out my homeboy who was givin dis foo some act right who was beatin up his ole lady and BAM! there it it: INSTADICTED!!! at the scene. Shiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!

Dude 2: Uhhhhh, daim foo...........I guess I'll come visit yo ass in Federal prison den.

by the terrorists have won November 22, 2010

intarded

1.George W. Bush

2.so retarded (lacking basic skills) that the word is pronounced in a Bush-like manner.

My word, that president is certainly intarded.

by aunt jen April 8, 2005

Instadip

When one ditches a place so quickly, sometimes unbenounced to others, that you swiftly avoid any potential problem you may have just encountered, had you not evacuated.

Dylan instadipped from Wal-Mart upon spotting his ex-girlfriend in line there.

by hiddenzombie013 May 12, 2010

Instadragon

A member of the Instadragons on Instagram... In other words a person who owns an Instagram account especially made for dragons, dragon RP's, Spyro, Cynder and other dragons, and dragon relatable stuff

Wow! Scyrina joined the Instadragon RP!

To bad so many people left the Instadragons

by Arnar The Dragon January 1, 2015