Instahoe

A male or female Instagram user who follows excessive amounts of people and blows up their DM's with thirst; the act of trying to talk to every person you follow.

Girl this nigga just followed me, don't know me, got a whole gf, and all in my inbox. That's a straight Instahoe.

by TheRealestt July 23, 2014

instahoeing

Going on Instagram and liking every pic of the half naked hoes on your feed.

Melissa loves to be instahoeing at her internship to pass the time.

by Smithers1100 June 14, 2017

instahayde

1.A compound word meaning to instigate and hate simultaneously.

2. To instantly hate on anything or anyone.

1. Stop instahaydin on me please!
2. The homie Tony was trying to talk to this honey when Gummy decided to instahayde on his game and perform "the robbery" on him.

by WOODA99 October 21, 2010

instahappy

Describing a person in a group who at any moment in time will draw their phone out the fastest just to instagram the picture first

Bob: wow what a nice sunset
Jill: ya, let me take my-
Bryan: LET ME INSTA DAT SHIT FIRST!
Bob: damn bro you are instahappy. Calm yourself

Bryan: I saw it first #duhh

by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014

Instahate

Someone you hate on Instagram. You don't even know them in real life but still, there's this feeling of hate.

Oh you know, she's friends with that girl I instahate.

by youaremurder May 3, 2015

Instahoarder

Someone who hoards Instagram accounts. Usually unfinished projects or exercise their different personalities..

"How many accounts do you have, punk?"
"Haha I dunno,
10 at least...
Wanna follow all 10?!
They are all separate projects which I meant to finish at some point, lol"... "Pls follow"
"You Instahoarder!"

by hybred August 21, 2020

instahutional

Instahutional is the word for instagram addicts. It simply means, "this is such a historical pic!"
(in-sta-hyou-shi-nal)

"OMG. THAT IS SO INSTAHUTIONAL!"

by Hamburger <: August 27, 2021