illiteralate

One who does not find it humorous when there words are taken literally instead of figuratively.

Becky: This heat is going to kill me.
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate

by Mistecho July 25, 2014

Sweet Invite

An unplanned sexual encounter with another man in the restroom of a gay bar.

"It was shirts vs. skins dance night at the Fuzebox and I had a sweet invite in the men's room"

"Oh, sweet invite, dude!"

by sweetinvite March 9, 2012

spite invite

To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.

Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?

-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.

Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.

by Sayle September 25, 2008

Empty Invite

An invite to a place you receive from someone, this invite is given when there's no way of the person to come. This tactic is used by boys and girl usually to show interest in the other and makes them think that you truly invited them but in all seriousness they knew you wouldn't be able to come either way. **THIS IS ALL DONE VIA TEXT OR PHONE**

In the awkward moment the girl or guy can come over... your fucked and gotta pull a pretty good excuse out of your ass.

Sebastian: im watching a movie
Becky: thats fun i like movies
Sebastian: come over and watch it with me
Becky: Its like 3 am and im already in bed can't i wish though
* Empty Invite = Success *

by BIGPolishSausage September 13, 2011

illiteracy

irriteraky is wen sumwun cant spull anyfing and peepol get reery anoid wif u.

90% of people on the internet suffer from illiteracy.

by Zenzerbeth February 18, 2015

illiteracy

A viral disease spreading across the internet faster than an F1 racer on speed.

Illiteracy? Waht r j00? Gh3y?

by Sith Lord Cheese June 17, 2006

invited

What I never am.

Person: Can't wait for the huge party this friday!
Me: Cool! Where is it?
Person: You are not invited...

by Puvar August 28, 2009