One of the most amazing and beautiful and worthy of the best life imaginable people you could meet. She deserves the best of everything she is funny and smart and never let's you down it is actually ridiculous how loyal and caring she can be. I can write a while ducking paragraph on her for heaven's sake. She will literally go anywhere with u for u she will stand by u and never go against u she has never been cruel or hurtful she is the most beautiful person on this earth and deserves the best boyfriend ever she deserves for her dreams to come true and the light she has to be shown to the world because it is actually ridiculous that this person gets to bless peoples lives and gets to be with people and if u r her friend u r one of the luckiest people on this planet and u should value and love her. Lauren Ingram deserves to never feel pain or heartbreak she deserves to have her dreams come true and she deserves people around her who appreciate her no matter how they feel who r glad
They can just talk to her and be in the same ducking room as her just to hear her speak or to see her dance cause that's just ducking amazing.
They can just talk to her and be in the same ducking room as her just to hear her speak or to see her dance cause that's just ducking amazing.
by Yodelehihoo July 31, 2018
The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!
by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013
Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
D1 thug. he's tall, strong, smart, sexy as hell, and got an ass that turns even the straightest guys gay.
I love Angus Ingram, what a cool ass thug.
I love Angus Ingram, what a cool ass thug.
by livelovehoodthug542 July 26, 2024
When making homemade burgers you have noticed you have run out of sauce so you rely on evenly applying gentleman’s mayonnaise to your hot meat.
I’d like an Ingram burger with cheese please
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