Infant Dookie

Adjective: (1) A nicer way of saying "little shit" to somebody

Person 1: You're being so annoying today. Stop being such an infant dookie you little shit.

by Akihoe May 10, 2023

Infant school

A nice filler time to play and do nowt for like 3 years while u mature from age 4-6 . U also need to collect Pokemon’s to be cool and have friends .

Andrew : wanna trade Pokemon’s??
Josh: wot u got ?
Andrew: a CHARAZARD !!!

Josh : already got it (walks away feeling in top of the world )

Andrew : but now I’m cool bc I’m in infant school with Pokemon’s right ??!?

Josh : get on my level then talk to me( flicks his hair and feels like a boss )

by Eliza Nic December 9, 2019

Infant Assault

1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.

2) The act of punching a baby.

3) The destruction of a small child

Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.

Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.

by Mrchace January 22, 2009

Mental Infant

A person who wastes other people's time by pretending to be smart but is just a moron. If you see one of these people just say, you know where the door is and they will head on out if they know what's good for em.

Sometimes you just look and around and see all these mental infants fumbling around with whatever they are trying to do... sometimes it makes me cry

by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

gorilla infant

1.a human being that exceeds the normal size, hair, behavioral, and drinking limit that normal arthropods would exceed.

2.being completely oblivious 2 yourself and other creatures surrounding your circumference

yo grud, you be the perfect description of a gorilla infant

by paul jonathan January 13, 2008

infant annihilator

The edgiest death metal shit to graze to the surface of semi-popular music. If you enjoy hearing an edgelord scream about killing children and raping nuns, this is the band for you. In the bands defense, they are probably so fucked up because they were touched as children.

The band is also known for the use of their shit Ibanez guitars (made out of plywood) and their mediocre, run-of-the-mill death metal guitar playing.

I love listening to Infant Annihilator as I cut myself and drink bleach before ramming a massive dildo up my gaping asshole. I then enjoy deepthroating my father's penis while listening to Infant Annihilator's best song, "Decapitation Fornication." My favorite lyrics are.

"Slow and with formality I’m obsessively
stabbing you. The blood is drowning you as you gargle and you spew."

Something about that just gets me hard when I'm done jerking off to gay dog porn.

by MusicCritic2016 May 19, 2016

sticky infant

The act of having sex with a woman from behind while she has a baby strapped onto her front and then spinning her around and getting off on the baby.

See that hot mamma, I want to give her a sticky infant.

by Gossett's future baby December 13, 2016